i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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