I'm really into asian looking animals
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Randomize