I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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