I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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