dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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