i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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