I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize