don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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