So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
That accounts for only three of the penises
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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