whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
i out mim tonsoeep
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