I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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