We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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