i barfeds in our rink
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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