I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
You left your phone here
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