well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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