This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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