She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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