yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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