the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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