But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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