Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
