stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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