ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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