so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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