I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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