so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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