Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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