It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
