i already hear my dad disowning me
I don't think brook has ever known best
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
