I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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