And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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