ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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