I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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