I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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