that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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