Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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