I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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