i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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