Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I just had sex on a roof
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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