Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize
