The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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