no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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