well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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