I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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