this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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