So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
