Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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