I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
