Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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