just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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