i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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