don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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