This girl is more easily done than said...
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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